Introducing the Nipple Gauge - Need I Say More
I don’t think I’ve seen anything quite as obligatory as the Nipple Gauge. According to the manufactures, this will get the ladies shirtless, why ‘it’s as easy as that!’. My recommendation: Take a ’shot’ or ten to numb the pain of the bitch slip.
Still wondering what it is? Girls try to fit their nipples in the presized holes.
Warning: Some of the Photos on the linked site aren’t safe for work.
Available here for $6.95.